...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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