All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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