but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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