You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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