my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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