we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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