he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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