I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Vodka?
Forever.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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