Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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