That's intense
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My ass is underappreciated
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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