People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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