It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
