look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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