Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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