It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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