Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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