shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
They have beer where we have blood.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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