ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you will always have a special place in my vag
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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