he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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