So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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