i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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