We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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