I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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