I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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