The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I touched a dick in church today
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
