This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just gargled with NyQuil
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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