So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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