I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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