So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
