it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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