we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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