i jhust puked up my retainher.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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