You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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