Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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