gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Never underestimate the power of titties
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