Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
