would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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