Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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