No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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