i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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