We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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