remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
What changed your mind?
Being sober
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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