is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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