is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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