porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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