Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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