is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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