you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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