So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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