it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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