Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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