Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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