The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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