it wasn't lemon gatorade
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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